I’m sick of looking at that bowl of granola. But I got no alone time that I’m completely on my thinkin’ game to write something worthy of your attention. So, how ’bout some randomness for this Monday morn’?
I’m tired. Yeah, like I need a cup of coffee, but also, and more noteworthy, like, “I’m this tired now? I have 2 months left of this pregnancy” tired.
I can’t make it through the night sleeping anymore. And it’s no longer just my children’s faults. My body is sore in one position, has to pee in another, and just generally too pregnant to sleep.
My youngest son has a huge tattoo of a rose on his chest. That shows when I put him in dress shirts that button up. And that now refuses to wash off.
Oh, and he steals my toothbrush.
I actually walked through the grocery store asking my children what they wanted for meals this week. And then bought nearly everything they pointed to. My hubby’s on a diet, and I ain’t cookin’ whole frugal meals that they barely eat (in the name of training them to eat whatever is served) for only them and me (read: me) at this point in my life. So, sick of children refusing to eat an.y.thing I cook – I took them shopping.
The pregnancy has about zapped my creativeness. And energy. And ability to hold onto anything. And happy part of my brain. And ability to walk like anything other than a duck. Or a penguin.
When my husband went to the grocery store with me the other day and the check-out teenager started our chatting with “And you’re having another one?” My husband quipped, “Yeah, at least she knows who the dad is.” To which the teenager would not be outdone – “That’s you, right? You’ll know for sure when this one comes out.”
Oh, yeah, and speaking of crazy people and lots of children.. My husband had to have a sit-down with our oldest the other day when he wanted to know what Daddy had said to me to make me cry. It’s time he’s reminded once again, how insane Mama gets when she has a baby in her belly. And Daddy finished with, “One day you’ll know. You’ll be married – she’ll have a baby in her belly. Then you’ll understand.”


I think the tattoo is fun.
But stealing your toothbrush to wipe the blinds? Oh, that’s not cool at all. Cleaning? Good. Using toothbruth to do it? BAD.
This too shall pass. Keep pressing on. Baby will make it all worth it.
HANG IN THERE SUZ!!!! & HIDE YOUR TOOTH BRUSH, PUT OUT AN OLD DECOY FOR LIL’MAN!!!
The crazy thing is, wether you let go and release yourself into a form of slowness, or wether you pick it all up and keep yourself going at a faster pace(frantic or stressy
) those two months will still take a day at a time to pass…so what makes your day today?
Pass them to keep yourself sane, and only you know what that takes:)
They will pass, we all know they do
I don’t know who is funny…your nutty husband, or the teenager checker. Gave me a laugh for the day.
I am also sick of nobody eating what I cook…it makes me crazy.
Yeah, hide that toothbrush….the blinds might be the best thing he has touched with it…you just never know. (makes me think of the Seinfeld when Jerry’s girlfriend’s toothbrush went in the toilet…)
Hang in there girl….2 months is such a short time in everyone’s lives….even though it seems forever right now.
Boy am I with you!!! 36 weeks yesterday. Would this afternoon be too soon, Lord? The birth kit is here. I am tired of being exhausted. I just came home from the weekly shopping and I bought bug killer at two different stores. Help us both, Lord!!! We know we will be eternally grateful very soon!