Today my husband and my oldest had a “joke off”. Of course they both absolutely cracked me up. My Oldest started his set off by bringing in a chair setting it in the middle of the room and sitting down. He then said, “Hi, I’m a sit down comedian.” Laughing out loud, I tell ya.
But then Matt couldn’t be out done of course and he started writing his own jokes. They are as follows.
What’s the difference in:
A 10 year old boy and Arizona?
- Arizona gets a shower at least once a month.
An 8 year old boy and a power outage?
- A power outage turns off the Playstation.
A 6 year old girl and the Queen of England?
- The queen has less jewelry and servants.
A 4 year old boy and a marching band in a parade?
- The marching band is quiet every other block.
A 2 year old and an evil dictator?
- Nothing.
A mama and an evil dictator?
- The dictator will relent with sanctions.
It’s funny because it’s true. Oh, so accurate.
