Sitting in the Target parking lot the other day, texting Matt, and trying to recoup after a crazy 5 kid event in the store I felt a severe jarring on the running van we were sitting in. I was awestruck as I watched a well-to-do man in a very nice vehicle accidentally let his fancy car door slam into our van door. He looked at the massive ding and walked on. No apology, no anything.
This is what followed in text. Verbatim.
Me (to Matt): A rich dude just let his door slam into our van with us in here and the van running. Didn’t apologize or anything. People are straight crazy.
Matt: Open ur door and give him a dent!
Me: Might would except the kids and I have been reading proverbs. :/ couldn’t even leave him a note. “don’t correct a fool in his foolishness.”
Matt: So, what do u call what u just did with that text? ;)
Me: Being a contentious woman?
Me: ;)
Matt: Lol





