You Know It’s A Monday When

5 minutes after your husband goes to work your 3 year old asks “Where’s Daddy?”

You’ve called your husband before he can even get to work to ask how to quell a baby’s pain after a severe finger pinching in the cabinet door.

And your husband works 7 minutes from home.

You start laundry at 7:14am.

You loaded a full load of dishes into the dishwasher at bedtime last night.

You unload and then start another whole load of dishes before the coffee can brew this morning.

Just when you pour your hot coffee and get ready to sit down the laundry timer goes off.

You’ve banished the four older children to their rooms and told them not to come out until the rooms are clean.

And it’s not 8:30 yet.

The children tell you they are totally rearranging the bedroom and you couldn’t care less.

You’ve already pulled a bouncy ball, a string, a drum stick, and copious amounts of tiny trash from your baby’s hands.

And it’s only 8:45am.

Baby can’t sleep without a paci.  Baby can’t sleep with a paci with a stoppy nose.

You have to suction the baby’s nose and simultaneously reassure all the small overseers that you are in fact NOT hurting the baby.

Again.  And it’s not 9:30 yet.

You have a to-do list for “phone calls”, “field trips”, “menu planning & cooking ahead”, “school work”, and “posts” that are as long as the week ahead.

You actually have exuberance as well as weariness for the next 5 days.

Tell me, how do YOU know it’s a Monday?

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  • http://familyrevised.blogspot.com brenda

    I knew it was Monday when my older daughter asked if she could watch a borrowed movie during breakfast–and I said yes.
    Except the borrowed movie was not anywhere to be found. So we all got dressed, did not brush the kids’ hair, and drove back to the church building where we found the movie and the pony tail holder laying on the table. The very same ones I said TWO TIMES for her to get last night.
    And we ran into the youth minister and all the youth group leaving for camp with our un-brushed hair.
    And when they asked what was for breakfast, I said, “I have no idea.”
    .-= brenda´s last [post] ..Fitness Friday-Because I Have To =-.

  • http://familyrevised.blogspot.com brenda

    And that was all before 8:30. :)
    .-= brenda´s last [post] ..Fitness Friday-Because I Have To =-.

  • http://homeschoolinggoodness.blogspot.com Amy L

    Ugh – I know it’s Monday when the remains of the weekend are all over the den and kitchen counter and bedroom floors and so on and so on.
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  • http://2kidschoolhouse.blogspot.com Margaret

    Monday is the day no one can get out of bed without me sending the dog in to jump on them. And the day my husband gets tuna for lunch because I don’t have any leftovers to give him. And the only day I really, really wish the dishwasher was fixable.
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  • http://thejoyfulchaos.com SillyMe

    “because I don’t have any leftovers to give him.” – I can SO relate!! Hope your dishwasher gets fixable soon..

  • http://thejoyfulchaos.com SillyMe

    Well, now, see, you’re just as crazy as a betsy bug. I knew it.

  • http://thejoyfulchaos.com SillyMe

    “the remains of the weekend” – like we slayed it like the dragon it was!! crackin’ me up!

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