Did I mention…
…how I got a sunburn while weeding the garden last week? You know where the hot girls get those tattoos on their lower backs? Yeah, just like your friendly neighborhood plumber, I couldn’t manage to pull my pants up or my shirt down and now have the coolest stripe of red right there.
…when I went to get certified at the WIC office for my pregnancy they put me on the lowfat milk/lowfat cheese diet. And asked me “how I felt about my weight before I got pregnant.”
…at my ultrasound appointment, when my husband asked if he could take pics for my “blog” the tech said, “Sure. A blog, huh? My sister has me reading some of those. Some people are really into those things.” Not me. I’m not one of those people.
…at that same appointment we posed for approximately 44 pictures in the waiting room
to get one good Mama with kids picture.
