A Few Of The Most Ridiculous Items Of My Week

No, you still don’t get any pictures.

1.  On my last post, this was my husband:

Daddy said: Get a job.

Nice.

2.  I started my period for the first time in 4+ years.  Yes, I know I have had 2 children since that time.  It is possible.  I promise, I’m livin’ it.  No wonder I had a screaming yelling fit at my husband Saturday morning for very little reason.  I take no responsibility.

3.  After realizing above said event, I wandered around the house trying to think of who I could call that might possibly understand all these very surprising emotions accompanying this event.

4.  Telling my husband I don’t see how all those women out there do this month in and month out.  What are you thinking?!  I’d rather be pregnant.  At least with pregnancy there’s an end in sight and you get something out of it.

5.  Cramps.  Cramps, for cryin’ out loud!?  It’s like early labor pains only you don’t get a break in between them and you don’t have anything to look forward to.

6.  When talking to a very pregnant friend of mine (not the person to tell you’d rather just be pregnant, by.the.way.) when talking about how long it had been she said, “Did you know what to do or did you have to call your mom.”  Stitches.  That woman keeps me in stitches.

7.  After my husband built a very cool tv shelf in the living room sans doors (hey, we have to wait to buy the materials until after Christmas) I decided I could staple a sheet to it and color a fireplace with markers so that we’d have a place to hang our stockings.  oh.  yes, I did.

8.  I said to my honey tonight, “You know, Christmas has put a serious hurt on my computer time.”  Good.  That’s good.  At least I have my priorities straight.

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  • http://wondel.org Jill

    you are hilarious! =)

    thinking of you!

  • Maury Draper

    Would it be mean to say I don’t have any sympathy with the whole cramps thing??? Its about time you have to suffer with the rest of us woman! And yes, they do feel like labor to me too.

    I want to see this fireplace you drew with the stockings!! Dang this whole no picture thing!

  • http://www.knowledgehouseacademy.com Nikowa

    Yep, Aunt Flo will do that to ya….sigh, thank God I don’t have to deal with that ever again. Senora Cancer took Aunt Flo from me….Ironic huh? LOL

  • http://VivsSewFun.blogspot.com Cefalopod

    I am feeling your (my) pain. Trying not to have a pity party for myself, but I thought I was in early-mid labor this morning. I actually had to get Steve up because my head started spinning and I thought I was going to pass out. I’ll take sweet, sweet babies over this any day.

    PS- I am a fool and I can’t find the links on here we talked about. I will keep searching, though.

  • http://sermonsinstones.blogspot.com Megan

    my favorite part? “did you know what to do or did you have to call your mom?”

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