Shhh…TOP!

While trying to bake a birthday cake (with the birthday boy himself), and cook his special-ordered dinner, with 4 small people (who “help” so much), 2 cats, and a dog are battling for the best spot at my feet, my 17 month old dropped two of my glass casserole dishes to the floor.  Which brought about my so sensored, calm, perfect response of, “SHHH*#”  But I didn’t say the whole bad word.  Nope, I stopped short with a gritted teeth “stop!”

To which my middlest immediately said, “Why did you say “shtop” when you’re supposed to say “stop”?  Why did you say the “sh”?”

And then my almost-indescretion was flaunted in my face with all four children sing-songing “Mama said shtop!  Shtop!  Shhhh—top!  SHHH – TOP!!”

Good.  That’s good.

Hair Cuts

Due to lack of funds, and an oldest child who used to scream throughout the haircutting process (and sometimes still does) – I have learned how to cut hair.  Kind of.  Like everything I attempt I kinda get it right.  Sometimes.

The 2 older boys have been the actual hairdresser maybe a total of 5 times.  Combined.  And everytime I left there I was exhausted, more broke, and thought “surely, I could do this.”

So I set out to figure it out.  One mistake at a time.  I did take my Middlest to the hairdresser when he decided he didn’t want to be my baby anymore and wanted dinosaur hair.  Remember? Heart-breaker.  On so many levels!

After that first cut, though, I’ve maintained it on my own.

Haircutting day is a loud, not always joyous, messy day.  One that I start preparing the boys (and myself) for, verbally, for days.  Many warnings “Boy, y’all need a trim.”  “In a couple days I’m gonna cut y’all’s hair.”  “Tomorrow is haircuttin’ day.”  “Prepare your brains for a haircut today.”

And then I line ‘em up, and snip away.  Over the years I’ve trimmed just the ends, maintained a sweet little boy bowl cut, a high and tight, a long and shaggy “like the big boys”, a surfer/dinosaur/spiky number, a current “Troy Bolton” (if you don’t know that’s a High School Musical reference – well, then shame on you), and now adding to my portfolio – the cutesy girl “bob”.  Yep, I did it.  I succumbed to the gentle asking of a little girl “Mommy, you cut my hair now?”  And since I could take no more of the girl-mullet – I snipped away.

The baby hasn’t had a trim yet.  Still tryin’ to grow that stuff in.  Chikezie got a new shaved-do a couple months ago too, but he managed to miss the scissor-happiness that occurred this day.

Oh, while I was at it, I cut my locks off too.  And then I went to a real hairdresser and asked her to make me cute, not just choppy.  I don’t have a post-hairdresser pic yet.  Stay tuned.

Welcome Frosty Cornflakes

He/She showed up at our house this weekend.  We ignored him/her.  Well, as best as a bunch of children can ignore a kitten really.  When he/she was still here, and, as TheOldest upon waking the next morning proclaimed “The little kitty stayed!  And now it’s at our window meowing!”  We fed him.  Her.  Whatever.  No, I can’t tell the gender, I’m that animal ignorant.  Really.  No idea if it’s a boy or a girl.  I tried looking there.  It didn’t help me any.  And come to find out, it didn’t much matter when naming it.

And can I just say I’m amazed at the naming process.  How different than when my honey and I used to name animals before we had kids.  Such agony.  Such discussion.  Trying out of names.  Maybe they’ll stick, maybe we’ll change it.  Remember Chikezie? But this time, after much explaining that we didn’t know if this kitty belongs to somebody or not and that we’ll have to give it up if it does and if it shows up missing one day then we know it went back to it’s former home.  (But just between you and me I think it’s a keeper.  It was too skittish, too skinny, and just loves us too much!)  Anyway, we asked the kiddos what they wanted to name it.  And TheOldest said,”How ’bout Cornflakes?”  (c’mon, get it?  he’s quoting from the Frosty the Snowman where they’re trying to name his new wife [who's name incidentally becomes Crystal, not Cornflakes.]  The kids are all throwing out names and one kid says, “Cornflakes?”  and everybody else says, “Nah!”  c’mon, I thought it was a great reference!  Especially to come up with it in September and on his own!)  Anyway, TheMiddlest says, “No, we ought to name him Frosty!”  And so to appease both boys the new kitty’s name became Frosty Cornflakes.  Cracks me up!  And to think the name search took all of 3 minutes.

Yes, ThePrincess did get a say.  She’s in a naming pattern.  Everything has to be named Aisha.  Which might’ve stayed if the boys’ had not been so clever and stolen the spotlight.  Sorry, girl, round one of the quickest wits went to the boys this time.

Cornflakes is doing great.  So skittish.  Wouldn’t even come to us on Sunday.  Chikezie initially pretended that he was going to eat him/her.  And then this happened last night.

Now, Daisy’s a different story.  But she always is.  Lots of noise.  Lots of bullying.  Lots of makin’ sure Cornflakes knows his/her place.

As far as the kiddos ~ it’s awesome.  We haven’t had a kitten since we’ve had kids.  Daisy was almost 3 when TheOldest was born.  I had forgotten how much fun they are.  Last night while I was trying to work on the rag seat for the rocking chair renovation she/he kept attacking the strings I was trying to braid.  ThePrincess hauls the kitten around just like little girls should – in that almost drag/carry/hold “I’m gonna love him, and squeeze him, and make him mine” kinda way.  And tonight she was right at home smack in the middle of their school work.  Laying on top of their worksheets and batting at their pencils.

Too much fun!  Welcome to our crazy little life – Frosty Cornflakes!

Look Familiar?

You think I would learn…

 

…to put the baby powder out of reach when I have climbing toddlers.  Good grief.

 

 

For my newer readers - a year and a half ago my girl did this:

 

 

Somehow, though, this keeps me from screaming and instead makes me smile.  These little feet won’t always be this size.

My Homeschool With Toddlers Always Looks Like This:

 

 

 

Now you know better than that.  To see what it really looks like come on over to Heart of the Matter and check out the havok toddlers can wreak on my well-laid plans!

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