husband: “whatchya doin?”
me: “dishes and laundry.”
husband: “come sit with me.”
me: “hold on. i’ll be right there. let me switch this load and get these dishes finished up.”
husband: “won’t you come now?”
me: “just a second.”
husband: “if this were 2,700 years ago and we were in mary and martha’s house who do you think you’d be right now?”
me, from the laundry room: “if you were Jesus i’d be mary.”
