live blogging my 2 1/2 year old

yesterday i read this.

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and i thought, i haven’t posted much about the antics of my girl lately.  not that there aren’t antics.  oh, there’re antics.  i’m just so fed up with her antics most of the time, that i don’t find it very cutesy.  and there’s so many to choose from.  so i thought i’d try out live-blogging for a while.  i’ll try to post pics as i go.  starting with last night:

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foam stickers from maury (thanks!) can you tell that half of them are actually stuck to the floor?

 

8am:  cheese whiz and crackers smeared and intentionally crumbled everywhere.

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8:25am:  t-shirt paint (oh, so easy to remove) painted on the siding on the house.  done while i ran in for “just a second” to rinse a brush for the boys.

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9:34 am: 4th clothes change of the day.

 

9:54am:  “please be gentle with daisy.  don’t be rough.  be nice to her.  stop.  STOP!”  followed by, “SHUT IT UP, MAMA!  MEAN MAMA!”

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10:42am: prepare for naptime.  hiding from me when i tell her to get in her bed.

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10:43am:  fit follows when i tell her to get a pull-up on.

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10:54am-12:47pm:  peace and napping

12:49pm:  please be gentle with your baby brother.  please.  stop.  stop!  STOP SQUISHING HIM!

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2:01pm:  after 2 full fits because she couldn’t have treats or the dirty thermos she wanted and yet another clothes change she dances with her princess ”packpack” and “beekah” (her lovey lamb) 

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3:25pm:  gets a shower with mama to keep her from harming her little brother.

3:36pm:  after insisting 427 times that she wants to be wrapped around in the towel she goes into the living room and dances in her towel singing Jesus loves me.

3:39pm:  has meltdown over not wanting to wear the first outfit i pick out for her for the soccer field.

3:41pm: twirls and says “i strawberry cupcake” in the second outfit i pick out for her.

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3:51pm: am reminded by boys that i promised them a pudding snack after chores.  i tell my girl that i have to take her cupcake outfit back off.  megafit.  “do you want outfit or snack?”  BOTH!  you can have your outfit right back on after your snack.  calm.

3:54pm:  re-clean.  re-dress.

5:30-6:15pm:  soccer practice.  “can i have crackers” x 5 billion.  “i want more wa-yer” x 5 billion and 1.  “pick up me” x 3.

6:25pm: getting in the car.  mega battle.

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i won.

6:45pm:  in van.  full scream.  something about an ant and her yittle booty bottom.  we pull over.  i get her out, strip her naked, indeed find an ant biting her there.  kill the ant, re-dress, rebuckle.

7:40pm:  home.  bath number 3.  “where my yittle coco?” x 8.  the teeth clamp down for brushing.  “no coco until you get your teeth brushed.”  i won.  (it may sound out of order, but i assure you that  it’s not.)

7:55pm:  melt down over pajamas sticking to her wet body after i tell her to not get dressed until i get back.  meltdown over having to wear a pullup to bed.  after much screaming – a little on my part, “when you can show me in the morning that you didn’t peepee in your pullup then you can wear big girl under wear to bed.”  i won.

8pm:  into the crib.  “where my yittle pacis?” x 15.  “where my yittle heat pack?”  yes, we heat a heat pack for her “yittle” feet most nights.  she won.

8:24pm:  silence from her crib.

night, night my whirlwind princess.

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  • Maury

    Yeah, I told Clay that you called me leaving me a dirty message about those stickers. He said, yeah, those should be used supervised. I said, I know, I felt really bad, until Suz told me the part about she handed them to her 2yr old while she was on the computer…..Hmmmm! LOL

    Girl, that paint! IKES! Will it come off??? I can remember sending Rachel to the bathroom at that age telling her, “bring me some toilet paper to wipe your nose….” She came back with a long strip of wallpaper, that I had just finished hanging 1 week earlier!! The wallpaper that I had absolutely none left, took me 2 weeks to hang b/c I did it with m SPARE time with 3 toddlers running around, and had come from the store that had closed down after I purchased it. When we moved 2 yrs later, that big tear in the wallpaper right when you walk in the door….was still there!

    Hmmm…but that messy food….Noah still does that, stickers everywhere, they all still do that…and the battles I fought with my 4yr old yesterday….not sure that is ever going to end!

    But I know dealing with all that added on top of school and a baby, and SPIDERS can drive you absolutely batty!

  • http://momma-tude.blogspot.com/ K.T.

    When my kids were little like that I had locks on my fridge door,on every door….LOL

    Unfortunately some of that stuff,yep,some of it they still do!

    Alcohol will get the stickers off,which I also learned too late,it will also take off permanent marker(and sometimes the paint on the walls too)

    I know how ya feel,and if you need to talk ,feel free to drop me a line or give me a ringy dingy.

  • Maury

    Yeah, I had a lot of locks on doors too. In fact, the kids didn’t even get to go in their room during the day, or the kitchen, or my room….. Pretty much just the den and the bathroom….and they were only allowed in the bathroom once I knew for sure they were ready to potty train! That was the only way I could keep up with them, having them contained to the room I was in. But I also didn’t have older ones and younger ones. One advantage to raising them all up together. I realize as time goes on that as crazy as it was when they were all little, I think it was easier going through some stages all at once.

  • http://girlsrmadeof.blogspot.com brandy

    i keep clicking back to see what else has happened….not that i don’t already know first hand. it seems my 2 year old is just that…2, and my 3 year old still thinks she’s 2. hello, madness. i’ve cleaned 4 doors and the fridge and the kitchen cabinets today after those 2 sneaky little ninjas stole away the color pencil box. and here i thought they were actually nicely playing with each other while i was reading to the older 2. shoulda known better.

  • http://afamiliarpath.blogspot.com chickadee

    oh she’s funny. milo tortures our dog too. i can’t imagine what he’d do with a baby.

  • Maury

    Your post keeps reminding me of stuff…..This is also the age that I put everyone’s clothes up in the highest drawer so they couldn’t continuously change. I thought my overflowing laundry would be helped by this, but since I never get around to putting clothes away after I wash them, they still managed to dig them out, and dirty them, SEVERAL times a day!

  • Maury

    Wow, when I just left that last post, something popped up and said, duplicate comment, looks like you already said that!

    I guess wordpress don’t like all that I have to say today on this post!!

  • http://wifenursemother.blogspot.com/ Megan

    I’m tired just reading it! There’s just something about girls. . .so sneaky, so dramatic!

    Jackson tells me (read: yells at me from the other room) what he’s doing as he’s doing it, and i better take him seriously too.

    On that note, does anybody know a good way to get crayon off a big-screen TV?

    Sometimes, SOMEtimes, Jackson asks permission to do things, and if I tell him no, that’s the end of it usually. I don’t want to think about the day when he wonders why he should listen to me. . .

  • http://momma-tude.blogspot.com/ K.T.

    Megan-Woo thats a toughy….I used to use my fingernail just to scratch it off of the screen but I know that a small dab of WD 40 on a rag will remove it from the screen-and off of most other surfaces(you can use toothpaste and a toothbrush to remove crayon off of a wall)

    Silly me-Wow,your girl sounds just like my baby girl just a few years ago or so-the good news?She will always stand up for herself and those she loves and be one cool little smartypants.

    Have I ever said that I think you are a wonderful mother?

  • http://www.monicanicolehall.wordpress.com the beautiful ordinary

    Oh my goodness, how many days have I had like that. Unfortunately, a lot of things like that are just par for the course at our house. Sometimes I can just take it in stride and sometimes it just about breaks me. Children are a joy, and raising them can be a trial at times. I remember all too well the day that I sat down for ten minutes to nurse the baby and in that time my older two managed to unload all of the dirt from a long dead plant in the playroom and deposit it in every drawer and shelf and niche and opening in the room. A whole garbage bag of toys was thrown out that day. Not one of my greater moments as a parent. It’s actually kind of encouraging to know that other moms have trying days too! Thanks for sharing!

  • mott

    Dearest daughter,
    I know your hands are soooo full right now, but so is your heart. You are doing a wonderful job! As for my whirlwind grandaughter, she is my yittle angel, no matter what she does.

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