wait for the punchline.

husband:  “whatchya doin?”

me:  “dishes and laundry.”

husband:  “come sit with me.”

me:  “hold on.  i’ll be right there.  let me switch this load and get these dishes finished up.”

husband:  “won’t you come now?”

me:  “just a second.”

husband:  “if this were 2,700 years ago and we were in mary and martha’s house who do you think you’d be right now?”

me, from the laundry room:  “if you were Jesus i’d be mary.”

good bye, cruel world

 (my most recent posts will show under this one until i’m officially gone, just scroll down)

okay, are you ready for some news? 

i probably won’t be back for awhile. 

i know, i know, i’ll miss you dearly, too.

i’m taking a blogging break due to decisions based on what is absolutely necessary monetarily too keep.  no, you really don’t need dsl to survive.  as much as it feels that way, you don’t.

and this is not the first time in my blogging life - if you look at my archives there’s a mysterious hole from august to december of ’06.  same reason.  and i promised you i’d be back then, too.  and see, i made good.  so here i am promising the same.  i’ll be back.  with lots of news and great “look how much they’ve grown” pictures and  funny stories.  in the meantime, if you’re new around here or if you’re one who’s been here from the very beginning – just go back through my archives on the side bar.  do one a day and it will feel like i never left!  and before you know it, i’ll be back.

yep

still here.

 we went to a friend’s house yesterday where there were 3 tired mamas and 11 children.  and many swapped clothes (first round of “keeping for the next baby” clothes given away – and feelin’ fine about it!).  and i hit a hat sale on the way there, to boot.  i got a bunch of learnin’ done before we left for her house and a bunch of cleanin’ done when we got back.  grabbed fast food dinner on the way home.  kids in bed by 6:49p.  settled in to watch my name is earl and ugly betty and csi.  no war last night, but looking forward to it coming back on tonight.  in the bed to sleep by 9:45pm.  everyone but the youngest slept all night.  an awesome day all around.

my girl dancing with her new loot:

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i’m from…

i’ve seen this on others’ blogs and i loved it.  it will be a work in progress, added to as i think of new stuff. 

collecting cicada shells with my cousins, hearing their songs in the evening.  chasing lightening bugs ”there’s one!”  “where?”  “there! no, wait.  over there!”  hearing whipporwills as the sun goes down.  watching turtles lay eggs and waiting for them to hatch.  killing copperheads with the hoe.

i’m from tomatoes in the garden every year.  5 gallon buckets of cucumbers and tomatoes in the kitchen.  pickling jars lined up on the counter.  dill pickles.  little whole sweet pickles.  bread and butter pickles.  cucumbers and onions in vinegar and sugar.  tomato juice.  canned tomatoes.  homemade rotel frozen for winter in tupperware.  fresh tomatoes with mixed ranch dressing on top.  digging potatoes out of the dirt with worms crawling around.

i’m from a house and yard always in process of something.  homemade brick paths.  homemade wooden decks.  hand-laid wood floors.  ripping up carpet.  hanging wall-paper.

i’m from fishing in the spring.  eating fresh-caught crappie with smothered potatoes and onions. 

i’m from “sit still, gal.”  “sally goodin’”  “sally ann”  “whatcha think this is?  your birthday?”  “you can do anything you put your mind to.”  “when you think you can’t go any further, then you go some more.”  “when you start something you finish it.”  “you’re as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.”  “don’t get in a piss fight with a skunk.”  “get up, girl, we’ve got people to see, places to go, and things to do.”  “turn out those lights when you leave the room.”  “hey, hollywood.”

i’m from summer vacations every year.  the beach, the mountains, washington, d.c.  laying out in the sun to “get a tan.” 

i’m from a city girl and a country boy.  i’m from a teacher and an ap&l man.  notes in my lunch bag.  long afternoons at school with my mama.  being allowed to make bulletin boards for her and help grade papers.

i’m from sledding down hills on “sleds” made of cardboard boxes.  a playhouse made from an old metal building.  a dollhouse made with the same interior as my own house.  learning my multiplication tables with daddy at the kitchen table.  making a “robot” out of “burple” containers, spools of thread, tinfoil, and a roll-around shelf. 

i’m from neapolitan ice cream at my grandmother’s house.  avoiding horse racing season because of the traffic.  mcclard’s barbeque.   orange julius.

i’m from drinking coffee with cream and sugar in the mornings with my mama and daddy.  homemade biscuits and gravy in the mornin’s.  fried bologna and fried weinies and fried eggs.

i’m from willie, waylon, and the boys.  watching the cosby show as a family.  watching the miss america pageant every year and picking our favorite.  falling asleep on my daddy’s chest while football played every weekend.  rooting for the hogs.  talking football before the games.  keeping up with news and current events and who’s running for president.

i’m from taking clothes in from the line.  listening to the swish, swish sound of my daddy polishing his shoes at the end of his bed in the mornings.  listening to the spray-hiss of my daddy starching and ironing his clothes.

i’m from organization.  containers for everything. 

i’m from fish in aquariums.  hamsters in cages.  dogs outside.  cats.  always cats. 

i’m from picking blackberries when it’s hot.  eating them off the vine.  savoring blackberry cobbler warm from the oven. 

i’m from shaking the popcorn around in a pan of oil on the stove.  yelling, “i’ll get it!” when the phone rings and trying to beat my sister to it.  walking around the kitchen twirling the phone cord on my fingers while talking.  taking the first cordless phone down the driveway to see “how far it will go.”  commodore 64/128 and printers that make so much noise when they print out a banner for a birthday.

i’m from exploring the woods.  playing with frogs.  picking ticks off the dogs.  chasing lizards.

hmm.

there’s a loophole in the system.

why, yes, there is. 

my phone has been shut off and yet…

here i am looking at the cyberworld.

and the upstanding citizen that i am?  yes, i am still using the internet.

(does it make anything better if i’m amazingly grateful?)

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