….counting down to me….returns

85. i hate divisive statements, things, people. almost didn’t put the abortion one for this reason. decided giving my reason for it, outweighed the shocknawe of the statement.
86. i love letterman. not just a little.
87. i have terrible postpartum. i get down, but the real problem is, i get angry.
88. i don’t care what anybody says (here’s another one of those divisive statements…) zoloft in those times, is allowed by God to balance me. get help if you have the same problem. your marriage, your health, and the mental stability of your children is more important than if people tell you that you just aren’t “spiritual” enough, read, “i’m judging you in a time of great need.”
89. i love to cook.
90. i taught myself to cook.
91. i love to sew (quilt mainly).
92. i taught myself to quilt.
93. i’ve only flown once – and only from l.r. to memphis.
94. i giggled the whole way up.
95. i once road-tripped to dallas to interview to be a flight attendant.
96. i love the foo fighters.
97. i love sarah mclachlan. but only fumbling toward ecstacy. she kinda sold out after that.
98. i really want to go to a bon jovi concert some day.
99. i wear clothing as a covering for my body. i haven’t had enough money in 7 years to dress in any other way. i’ve just about conquered my coveting and my insecurities.
100. our dream is to start a diner/coffee/sandwich shop – me work the front, and pearl cook.

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  • http://www.widebody.typepad.com/ pearl

    Thank you tampon fact giver. we all needed that. Oh, by the way, i am constipated right now. Maybe i will go and buy an enema. Hmmmmm. let me see…..what flavor enema do i want…..hmmmmm……maybe something with barium. Oh yeah, i almost forgot to share, my intestines are hanging about 16 inches down my leg. I will have to go to the doctor today to see if i can use my enema with the massive roids exploding from me. Oh, yeah also, that place where the spider bit me is really starting to puss up and is itching like a beast. Maybe i should try mixing that puss with the enema. Yeah! Puss flavored barium enema, administered by a doctor. Mmmm Mmmm good.

    This comment is brought to you by the number “2″ and the phrase “No one wants to hear this kinda crap!”

    Love,
    Your Hubby

  • http://momma-tude.blogspot.com/ K.T.

    Rock on,I love Sarah,although I love all of her music,I think I discovered her toward the” Solace” period….her voice is just so melodic and beautiful.

    I think our families are oh so similar-#85 and #88 is so me-it is just something I would say..LOL

    I have had glasses since the 4th grade as well-ditto on #19-I started with 2 tone shadded lenses-then went to dewayne wayne’s,then went to complete hoot owl…before thinking they were too popular and that I needed to get contacts(which I did)

    We had a ferret and a pig and a hamster and and and

    I am currently teaching myself to french braid,well sorta.

    Tee hee hee.Great list,I love it!

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